Gee whiz, I haven't found time for blogging!

Okay so it's taken me a bit to get back to this, I am guilty of neglect. I have been running here and running there and trying to get some small household projects done so when the kids go back to school (HOORAY!) I can take some time to myself and relax. Maybe then I will find time to learn how to crochet. First project is going to be a bikini...wait for it.....ha ha ha ha, can't even picture myself in one without images of a walrus tangled in a rope popping into my head. My disclaimer is as such: if you happen to be a lovely plus sized vixen and want to wear a crocheted bikini than kudos to you, I personally just cannot subject my friends and neighbours to the horrors that lie beneath my regular clothing. No really, we are talking boogeyman scary. I have found a little time this week to play with some glitter and glue (my absolute freakin' favourite) and to make some yummy cinnamon rolls. I always find time for baking somehow, maybe because it's hard to eat knitted dishcloths. Not impossible I'm sure, but difficult none the less. Well seeing that it is very late or very early depending on your perspective, I must retire for the night, lots to do tomorrow so I will leave you with this thought; it must be jelly 'cause jam don't jiggle like that.

Mmmmmm... pie!

So first and foremost baking is my favourite hobbie. Made a peach pie and it was really good. I just need to find things to do that don't cause the rapid expansion of my ass. The weather sucks and is supposed to for a day or two, perfect for getting some knitting or crafting done. Well maybe not knitting, I shouldn't use anything too pointy when the skies are grey or I just might stab myself in the face with them and I suppose scissors and x-actos are probably not a great idea either. Well shit, what's a girl to do? Baking and loafing on the couch it is!

Finally started a blog!

Okay now, trying to branch out into the scary unknown here. Sharing with the world just how weird it is as an adult to try new things like knitting and crafting and blogging. Don't know what I am doing but hey, could be a good time. Well it's already really late and I need to go potty and lay my arse end down. Got lots to do tomorrow (like stab my husband in the eye with a plastic spoon) so adios for now mofos.